[Razer is sitting in an armchair, his comm obviously set on the coffee table in front of him. There's a cigarette in his hand, held between two fingers, but he's simply switching it slowly back and forth, drawing subtle patterns of smoke in the air. He's also smiling. This...probably isn't a good thing.]Greetings, fellow passengers of this, our ( Read more... )

All right. I'm already sick to death of all you idiots talking about doing something and then just doing nothing. I'm not interested in helping anyone, but I am curious as to what's going on, and apparently I'm the only one willing to just do something to figure it out.

[Someone didn't sleep well last night--his comm kept going off with whispers ( Read more... )

I'm not going to ask if anyone else is hearing things, given that it's rather clear you all are. Actually, it would behoove those of you asking about it quite a bit to take stock of the network before making a broadcast--obviously you aren't the only ones hearing voices.

Apparently someone needs help. Is this really a surprise?

[The click of a lighter, a beat of silence, then another click shut. There's a loooooong pause, then the quiet sound of a very clearly pleased exhale. Another moment of silence.]

Jak~

[Razer sounds entirely too pleased with himself.]I met your great-great--and so on for however many generations it is--grandson today ( Read more... )

While I suppose the rest of you are grateful for at least one gift from the trees, if nothing for sentimentality's sake--

[In reference to the photo in the pictureframe he has laying facedown on his nightstand.]--I am afraid I must ask why the Captain always seems to insist upon burying us in sweets. Not all of us are particular fans of candy, ( Read more... )

...Do you people actually believe this?

Makers, and I thought the Mar and Precursor legends were overbearing.

[Pauses to clear his throat quietly.]

"There an angel of the Lord appeared to him from a burning bush. Moses saw that the bush was on fire, but it was not burning up. 'This is strange!' he said to himself."

[Pause.]

...No, really?

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